"EL_ULY" (uly)
06/28/2016 at 16:01 • Filed to: None | 10 | 53 |
Seems a bit cruel, til you see why.
Photo credit: Heath “El Caliente” Cummins
Sneaky Pete
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:08 | 2 |
It looks like it’s parked out where there are few cars. If it was parked up front, it’d be warranted, but I’m not in full agreement in this instance.
CalzoneGolem
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:09 | 6 |
If this happened to my car I would just cut the zip tie with my Leatherman and go on with my day. If this happened to my wife I’m not sure how she would manage to cut it off.
Urambo Tauro
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:10 | 4 |
LOL, you’re exactly right. I was totally going to reply with a firm NO, until I scrolled down and saw the parking lines.
Tareim - V8 powered
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:12 | 1 |
I wonder if the driver even noticed and started to drive off with it?
PartyPooper2012
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:12 | 1 |
All my exes live in that state. It could be one of them. Even Better!
4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
> CalzoneGolem
06/28/2016 at 16:12 | 7 |
Women have got more weaponry in their handbags than any Leatherman can contain.
Die-Trying
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:13 | 4 |
yeah, its always the best prank, until you find out that the person getting “pranked” is some kind of disabled, or handicapped, or having the worst day ever ALREADY without any help............
smobgirl
> CalzoneGolem
06/28/2016 at 16:13 | 4 |
Nail clippers.
Azrek
> PartyPooper2012
06/28/2016 at 16:15 | 5 |
I feel sorry for you, George Strait....
The Dummy Gummy
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:19 | 2 |
Wow. This is hilarious. (Note to self: throw some zip ties in my car for the next time someone steals my spot.)
CalzoneGolem
> smobgirl
06/28/2016 at 16:21 | 1 |
Hey yeah she probably has some of those in her car.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:22 | 1 |
I would just get my scissors out of the back and cut the zip tie. No damage. No time lost.
CalzoneGolem
> The Dummy Gummy
06/28/2016 at 16:23 | 6 |
I’m going to have to give you -5 Jalop points for not having zip ties in your car already.
CalzoneGolem
> 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
06/28/2016 at 16:23 | 1 |
My wife doesn’t carry a purse. She has a pair of these in her car though.
BigBlock440
> Tareim - V8 powered
06/28/2016 at 16:23 | 2 |
I don’t know how they wouldn’t have, considering they would have had to move it to get in.
Chasaboo
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:26 | 1 |
I’d just drive away with it. It’s a damn Juke, who cares anyway?
The Dummy Gummy
> CalzoneGolem
06/28/2016 at 16:32 | 1 |
Dammit! Fair enough. I do have a tire kit, an electric pump, jumpers, battery jumper and first aid kit. I need to fix this....
Tareim - V8 powered
> BigBlock440
06/28/2016 at 16:36 | 0 |
I completely forgot that you are LHD *facepalm*
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> CalzoneGolem
06/28/2016 at 16:36 | 3 |
I have a feeling someone who drives a Juke and parks like this, won’t have a set of instruments that could cut a zip tie.
Also I will now do this if I ever see it.
Sneaky Pete
> Tareim - V8 powered
06/28/2016 at 16:38 | 1 |
Even funnier since the steering wheel is clearly in the photo.
Tareim - V8 powered
> Sneaky Pete
06/28/2016 at 16:40 | 1 |
it’s been one of those weeks, I didn’t even pay enough attention to see the steering wheel I just focused on the cable tie on the door handle
Ash78, voting early and often
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:44 | 1 |
It took me about 10 tries to realize this was retribution for the parking job, not for making our streets ugly.
EL_ULY
> Chasaboo
06/28/2016 at 16:52 | 0 |
lol the handle wouldn’t survive too far :]
EL_ULY
> Die-Trying
06/28/2016 at 16:53 | 2 |
.... but if not, bwaaah haaa haaa
hail Satan :]
EL_ULY
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
06/28/2016 at 16:53 | 1 |
I need more scissors in my cars
EL_ULY
> Ash78, voting early and often
06/28/2016 at 16:55 | 0 |
LOLZ!
EL_ULY
> Sneaky Pete
06/28/2016 at 16:56 | 0 |
exactly
EL_ULY
> Urambo Tauro
06/28/2016 at 16:56 | 0 |
yup yup
EL_ULY
> PartyPooper2012
06/28/2016 at 16:56 | 1 |
How’s Tennessee treating you?
EL_ULY
> The Dummy Gummy
06/28/2016 at 16:56 | 4 |
zip ties in your car is more important than fuel
EL_ULY
> Tareim - V8 powered
06/28/2016 at 16:57 | 0 |
it’s possible they didn’t lols :]
EL_ULY
> CalzoneGolem
06/28/2016 at 16:57 | 1 |
agreed in my case as well :]
Die-Trying
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:57 | 0 |
or......... mom............... imagine getting that call “someone attatched a shopping cart to the car, and i cant drive off”......... while you are busy at work.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 16:57 | 1 |
Being prepared has its advantages. Also having door handles this doesn't work on helps.
EL_ULY
> Die-Trying
06/28/2016 at 17:00 | 0 |
I would LOL at first honestly :]
The Dummy Gummy
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 17:06 | 0 |
I have duct tape. No good?
EL_ULY
> The Dummy Gummy
06/28/2016 at 17:09 | 0 |
yes good!!!!!!!
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 18:27 | 0 |
Home Depot?
EL_ULY
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/28/2016 at 18:46 | 0 |
Homes Depot
Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
> CalzoneGolem
06/28/2016 at 18:50 | 0 |
right!!!
I have multicolored neon ones in my car LOL so if you see a cart attached to a car with highlighter colored zip ties ..
its wasnt me *wink wink* shhhhhhhhhh..................
Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
> Tareim - V8 powered
06/28/2016 at 18:51 | 0 |
my buddy and i saw this pic on fb last night, we were saying they should have hooked it up to the passenger side if there was room LOL
Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
> Die-Trying
06/28/2016 at 18:53 | 0 |
thats when you tell them just go to the store and buy some scissors or something
Die-Trying
> Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
06/28/2016 at 19:01 | 0 |
yeah, i know, but since i dont phone,........... i’d be working from a vague description of what was holding what where........... “yeah mom, get the machete that i keep in the trunk.........”, “it’s next to the chainsaw, and the baseball bat....... the other side of the axe........”
Long Live the Longdoor
> EL_ULY
06/28/2016 at 22:26 | 1 |
Meh, zip it a little tighter and boom: instant sidecar! Enjoy.
EL_ULY
> Long Live the Longdoor
06/28/2016 at 22:28 | 1 |
You..... I like how your brain works
Tareim - V8 powered
> Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
06/29/2016 at 02:53 | 0 |
The shopping trolley is lower than the window height so could easily be missed
CalzoneGolem
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/29/2016 at 06:32 | 0 |
It is entirely possible that someone who drives a Juke and parks like this, will have a pair of nail clippers. Now would they have the wherewithal to use them to such a purpose?
CalzoneGolem
> Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
06/29/2016 at 06:35 | 1 |
Wasn’t me either.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> CalzoneGolem
06/29/2016 at 07:19 | 0 |
Doubtful as their past interaction with zip ties is probably minimal.
CalzoneGolem
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
06/29/2016 at 07:22 | 1 |
Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
> Tareim - V8 powered
06/29/2016 at 12:29 | 0 |
thats why my friend thought it would be funny... he imagined them driving off down the street with it still attached.
Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
> CalzoneGolem
07/01/2016 at 19:05 | 0 |
You assume she wouldn’t just drive home that way?
CalzoneGolem
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
07/05/2016 at 07:51 | 0 |
Oh yeah she wouldn’t do that. I’d probably need to come rescue her though.